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Across
  1. 4. what is Sam doing?!
  2. 6. Paris Paloma banger, perennial subject of conversation, and what Charlies makes Sam do too much of
  3. 7. the worst beer garden in London (or residences adjoining a ginnel)
  4. 9. a bolthole for bumbling hitmen and a relaxing retreat for Charles
  5. 10. French nobleman (for locals only)
  6. 13. the UK's second city (or its first, if you ask the locals)
  7. 14. Brixton eatery (or: where to find Charlie on pay day)
  8. 15. Michael Winterbottom's Welcome To ... (our next holiday destination)
Down
  1. 1. the (second to) last man to enter Parliament with honest intentions
  2. 2. the worst line in London (and what Sam pretends to be)
  3. 3. it was Kate Hollern's seat, now it's ... (the finest purveyor of deep fried pastries)
  4. 5. most definitively not the UK's second city
  5. 7. city named after Norse God of Thunder (a good place to sit out the end of the anthropocene - unless you're a seal)
  6. 8. folkloric creatures found under bridges, on the internet, or in 211 Gipsy Road
  7. 11. a pleasant, shady, and leafy shelter in a garden or wood (or Charlie's best friend's surname)
  8. 12. a cuddle or hug