Across
- 7. 2nd Favorite NYT Section
- 9. Maiden Name
- 10. They Always Throw You a Birthday Party
- 13. A Match Made in Gym Heaven
- 15. Favorite Room In The House
- 20. _______ chicken
- 21. Dad's Fun Fact For You
- 23. Master Shade
- 25. Sometimes You're Gonna Fuckin Kill Her
- 26. Turkey (or Body) Goals
- 27. This Sense is Your Weakest
- 28. Pencil Number Required For This Puzzle
- 31. Grandma, It's a Gawgeous _____!
- 32. Never French, But Always On Point
- 36. 10-Down Was a Recent Star
- 37. You're Head of Their Fan Club
- 39. Meet Cute Locale
- 40. Color of a Rose (And Most of your Clothes)
- 41. Patron Saint of The Neighborhood
- 42. Favorite Road to Nowhere
- 44. I Go To _______ So Pity Me!
- 46. Your Game
- 47. Kids Today Want To Spill It, But You Don't Waste A Drop
- 49. Stylish-ish New Friend Eileen
- 52. ocean fare smorgasbourd
- 54. Your Favorite Televised Theory
- 55. Edible White Gold
- 56. You And Dad Share It
- 57. Classic Birthday Notes
Down
- 1. "YOU are going on another _____ trip?!"
- 2. Named After The Sisters?
- 3. Royal Strolling Route
- 4. When Dinner's Not Chicken, Chinese, or The Club
- 5. 50% of Your Hair Department
- 6. Mealtime Accessory
- 8. Half of Your Hair Squad
- 11. Zen Home to The Labyrinth
- 12. On Phone Calls, You Often Tell Me That "Quiet is __"
- 14. For Non-Bridge Days
- 16. Our Very Favorite Beer
- 17. Saint Who Shares This Day
- 18. Concert That Put Dad To Sleep
- 19. Not-So-Secure Location of Your Passwords
- 22. Favorite Beatles Tune
- 24. Why Don't You Take A __________
- 29. The Best To Jonathan, Ross, and Jackie
- 30. If It's Not In Here, It's Not Happening
- 33. Who Is The Smartest Schneider?
- 34. Next Big Destination?
- 35. Format of Your Early Speeches
- 38. The Best One to Rose, Elle, Anna, and Henry
- 41. Buttons Often Pushed
- 43. We'll follow Wherever He May Masa-Go
- 45. Proper Salmon
- 48. Official Ronni Schneider Outfitter
- 50. Main Ingredient in a Good-Test-Results-Omelette
- 51. #1 Ice Cream Choice
- 52. Best Bathroom in Boca
- 53. Best Bathroom In NYC
