Across
- 3. Historically associated with ancient Egypt; more recently utilized by Abby Lee Miller as a hierarchal system developed to punish and humiliate children on television
- 5. A quaint home often located near a body of water, or a lumpy cheese that you are brave enough to eat (and claim to enjoy)
- 9. The world's grossest "salad"
- 10. Owns and operates our favorite Facebook profile
- 11. Fried in your favorite movie but the primary ingredient in your least favorite condiment
Down
- 1. A small crater that might appear on someone's cheek, or an unconventional first name
- 2. Your favorite TV series
- 4. A panda's favorite meal, or an alleged last name
- 6. Your favorite artificial fruity flavor
- 7. One was a teenage witch, one orchestrated a private striptease performed by high school girls
- 8. One built an arc, one has a lisp