Across
- 2. Not because of his shape, but because he once stole an entire loaf of naan.
- 6. Incredibly flexible; could fit his entire body into a coffee mug if he tried.
- 7. Willingly sacrificed his dignity by falling off the couch to get a laugh.
- 10. He didn’t meow; he made a haunting sound like a lonely mountain climber at 3 AM.
- 12. Had a lot of opinions about the mailman and expressed them loudly.
- 13. – A master of deception; he looks at the wall while he’s actually aiming for your toes.
- 14. The O.G. favorite; sported tiny black stripes and lived a legendary 8 years. (Real)
- 15. A very long-haired cat who functioned as a secondary floor-cleaner.
- 16. Sweet, spicy, and somehow always stuck to the bottom of the kitchen table.
Down
- 1. A scientific anomaly who spent his life testing if glass objects would fall when pushed.
- 3. Refuses to walk in a straight line; strictly a diagonal traveler.
- 4. He was at the front door, and then he was in the kitchen. No one saw him move.
- 5. Named after the SF fog because he is grey, moody, and rolls in uninvited.
- 8. The youngest of the 18; followed the older cats around taking notes on how to be annoying.
- 9. His purr was so loud it could be felt in the next room through the floorboards.
- 11. Earned his name thanks to those sharp, pointy, woodland-critter ears. (Real)
- 12. A professional nap-taker whose main hobby was "tummy-stuffing." (Real)
- 14. A cat so black and flat when he napped, people frequently tripped over him.