Across
- 1. The site of many pictures
- 4. Esteemed financial institution
- 8. Canned drink after a night swim
- 9. Demonic dog with a taste for penguins
- 10. Sudden pancake related illness accompanied by fainting
- 12. One of Dad's favorite American singer-song writers
- 14. Hearty meal, once more
- 17. Whoville-esque undergarment
- 18. Alter ego with the NYT
- 19. Woodland creature with a knack for basketball
- 21. Where Merry's steak goes to die
- 22. Iconic facial hair, for short
- 25. To vomit, as seen on "the bucket"
- 28. A collection of Dad-isms and advice
Down
- 2. Alternative to Sand Beach
- 3. Technique for a quick sand castle
- 5. Emergency room for toys and broken items
- 6. Backyard nemesis
- 7. Bedtime story heroine known for her hair
- 11. To pursue quickly
- 12. Dad's favorite suffix to add to gadget names
- 13. Dad super power related to customer service
- 15. Rare and gross cheese snack
- 16. Stinky vaseline
- 18. The sound of fainting
- 20. I spy...
- 23. Dad dinner creation, to kids' horror
- 24. Mom has a lot, to Dad's dismay
- 26. Allegedly lurks in the deep end of the GHA pool, for short
- 27. Pen type of choice