HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARED!

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Across
  1. 4. PLAYER 1, PLAYER 2? IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS I'M WITH YOU
  2. 6. WILL IT BE GOURMET PIZZA OR BAKED ZITI, MR FALBER?
  3. 8. MICROWAVABLE AND DELICIOUS, MAYBE EVEN NUTRITIOUS
  4. 9. THANKS BECCA!
  5. 11. WHAT IS UP, IT IS JOPHIE
  6. 12. CAREFULLY "KRAFT"ED EITHER HOT OR COLD (3 WORDS)
  7. 14. RED HOT RED HOT - IT EVEN CUTS THROUGH SNOT (2 WORDS)
  8. 15. WE GOT SICK BUT WE'RE GETTING OVER IT QUICK
  9. 17. TEST TUBES ARE OVERRATED BUT FUN
Down
  1. 1. HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK AT LOWE'S
  2. 2. ITS RUDE TO EAT ON CAMERA, ISN'T IT?
  3. 3. HOW MANY TIMES CAN TWO PEOPLE GO IN A CIRCLE (2 WORDS)
  4. 5. BATTER IS BETTER IN COLOR (2 WORDS)
  5. 7. OH MYLANTA! (2 WORDS)
  6. 9. ELECTIONS, THANKSGIVING, GRAPEFRUIT TO ANY BEAT
  7. 10. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
  8. 13. GO KARTS AND FREEFALL, ITS GOT THEM ALL
  9. 16. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!