Across
- 3. The most important John in your life (4,6)
- 5. Your favourite poster girl (6,7)
- 8. Adele's big hit stage musical (6)
- 10. United Alex's Boys (10,6)
- 13. RIP, 11th February 2012 (7,7)
- 14. Tears will flow when this housewife feels desperate (9,5)
- 16. These cheesy potatoes belong in the bin (2,5)
- 17. This musical is played on a solo saxophone (4,6)
- 21. There's a paedophile in the school (5,7)
- 22. Chicken or raclette? (4)
- 23. A kiss in a night club with no promises (6,4)
- 25. Your fungal doppelganger (8)
- 28. Waking up next to Sir Rex Harrison (5)
- 29. Call Liza (5)
Down
- 1. Twins joined at their boring personalities (4,3,5)
- 2. Five thousand pounds per night (3,4)
- 4. It could only have been better if they were lovers (6,8)
- 6. Chimp digits (6,7)
- 7. 'I love you' city (9)
- 9. What doesn't kill her makes her stronger (5,8)
- 11. Do you want me to beg? (3,9)
- 12. A number 32 smash hit (6,7)
- 15. I'll have mine without herbs (9,4)
- 18. A marble dome (4)
- 19. Excuse me, are you wearing Chanel? (6)
- 20. A tasty gift from Jamie, to you, to me (9)
- 24. Splitting the sides of Adonis (6)
- 26. Dinner with a view of the bridge (3,1)
- 27. I will find you and I will kill you (5)
- 30. Tendrils of gold (4)