Happy Birthday, Nuch!

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Across
  1. 2. Where you practice and where your sensei lives
  2. 5. A stupid person, also Gwyneth Paltrow's "lab"
  3. 7. First impeached president (first and last name)
  4. 12. City origin of the fortune cookie
  5. 15. A loop of metal that connects things
  6. 16. most handsome, no-tail wonder
  7. 17. Descend
  8. 19. an R&B loser
  9. 20. Rotten flesh flavored fruit
  10. 21. Sneaky farewell
  11. 23. Best artist to sing along to for both men and women
  12. 24. Diaper911
  13. 26. Five finger discount
  14. 27. Cheekbone
  15. 28. Steep rock that goes beyond vertical
Down
  1. 1. Cats navigate using this
  2. 3. Lucy's favorite hold, also a dairy container
  3. 4. Also known as a "juice joint"
  4. 6. Champagne of beers
  5. 8. Flavor of Cointreau
  6. 9. Marsupial with a temper
  7. 10. #3 of "The Big Three"
  8. 11. scientologist, last samarai, vampire
  9. 13. Cholesterol lowering oats
  10. 14. Kobe's prom date
  11. 18. The ugliest Hemsworth
  12. 22. Cats favorite strain of reefer
  13. 25. Scary politician/lobbyist under Nixon,Reagan, Dole, and Trump who got a prison sentenced November 2019 (first and last name)