Across
- 2. Taxpayer-funded fake news org (acronym)
- 4. Made by corn, needed by ice and anecdotally correlated with friskiness
- 5. World's second-best driver
- 6. Rachel's friend knows this famous NYC cat
- 11. They're not evil
- 12. Better than one falls
- 13. A berry between two berries.
Down
- 1. It never broke my heart
- 3. A dumbly-named wine lacking in elegance, panache and deliciousness
- 7. They have ENDANGERED GROUND PARROTS HERE!
- 8. If Houdini, Harry Potter, Matilda and a unicorn had all grown up in a in a low-lying area cradled by mountains, what would you call it?
- 9. An important message sent by a military officer
- 10. The town over from Eastport, New England's Atlantis
- 13. First name of the imprisoned, ethical lawyer who is undoubtedly Rachel's uncle (but not the classic southern lawyer one)