Happy Birthday, Wendy!

1. Andrew owns several in the crescent variety, but no monkeys here.
4. Strictly speaking, this would be Wendy's favourite room in any house if any of us were rich enough to have one.
6. Elizabeth May heads up this political party in Canada.
10. While Hank isn't old enough to get into one of these, we basically made one for him in the house.
11. The absence of all colour.
13. Desmond's favourite room in any house. Probably.
14. Stand in for Sherlock, food in India, a spooky clown, and a doctor under the right circumstances.
16. The tool of Sherlock Holmes' trade.
17. Hank's third favourite room in the house after the one in the other clue and his bedroom.
19. Andrew went to school with a <<blank>> named Tracey.
20. Wendy's least favourite British director directed a movie by this name in 2005. Even Andrew didn't think it was great.

2. Of this item, we own many in the chop and hockey varieties but none in this.
3. Hank and Just Ron exploded a bottle of this sauce, and there are still stains on the fridge.
5. <sarcasm> The boys' favourite condiment. </sarcasm>
7. Wendy's least favourite animal to run into at the zoo. Often free range.
8. Opposite Wadsworth.
9. While our house is filled with many pipes, I hope none come in this type.
11. While there is a Jasper <<blank>> road in Banff, there is no Banff <<blank>> in Jasper
12. First name of Kim's favourite literary character. A surname here (I think).
15. Andrew's favourite room in any house.
18. I'd like to say I use this often, but there's no hope. I'm a mope who works with tropes for which my students call me a dope. There's no hope.
19. We're all wondering when Kim's going to let Uncle Jeremy put in one of these rooms.