Across
- 6. Long-running Boston bar sitcom
- 8. Childhood campground
- 9. Grandma B's 1980 Ford Fairmount nickname
- 12. Brother's familiar yet loathed moniker
- 13. Common 10-speed bike brand of the 1980s
- 15. Repeated disclaimer from Sgt. Schultz
- 16. Dorschts’ Dalmatian
- 18. Harsen's Island highway
- 20. First college roommate’s surname
- 22. Our two-finger salute
- 24. Seasonal German lager
- 25. Starting pitcher for the 1986 Detroit Tigers
Down
- 1. Infamous Kardas German Shepherd
- 2. Uncle Tom's houseboat
- 3. Your star sign
- 4. Trim level for 1974 Maverick
- 5. Color of Grandpa Chida's Torino
- 7. Day of your birth
- 10. Dress-wearing "M*A*S*H" corporal
- 11. Purple team Manchaca
- 14. Last name of Grandma B's cousin on Harsen's Island
- 17. Often found in a red box
- 19. Last name of 7th grade basketball teammate Reggie
- 20. 1970s blue Ford model
- 21. Joe Cool, for one
- 23. Where your lead foot first got caught