Across
- 4. Brandon's alma mater
- 8. Film seen at the oriental where Brandon wept (featuring Bob Odenkirk)
- 10. Video game of rocket-powered champions
- 14. Noble surname of Milwaukee
- 16. Where Brando popped the pregunta
- 18. Christine dances to their tune "Close to Me"
- 20. Where it all began
- 22. Nichole houses an extensive museum collection in this universe
- 24. Best neighborhood in all the land
- 25. Lamentable hue of Brandon's beard
- 27. Where everyone has an emotional support animal
- 28. Provenance of a certain ginger-bearded gentleman
- 30. Sports mascots for a school without sports
Down
- 1. Local "hearty" eatery
- 2. Ballet we saw together
- 3. Fluffy feline cheese
- 5. Best ever scary story writer
- 6. Verdant food source in Nichole and Brandon's backyard
- 7. Affectionate monster who is dark as night
- 9. Relaxing and delicious lakeside pastime
- 11. Upcoming 2024 World Series champions
- 12. Tiny tuxedo cat
- 13. Matthew hums their tune "This Must Be the Place"
- 15. Big mitt man!
- 17. A notable feature Brandon has but Nichole lacks
- 19. Best military conflict ever
- 21. Talented artist and future river rat
- 23. Place where Brandon meets Christine who meets Nichole who meet Matthew
- 26. Exciting backyard event in the month of May
- 29. Skittish baby kitty