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Across
  1. 4. Second best invention of the Romans
  2. 6. Peach-jorative name for a Georgia Representative
  3. 9. Baseball stat, or reason to see your PCP
  4. 12. A man with no arms and no legs swimming
  5. 14. A "goop" Gwyneth would want nothing to do with
  6. 15. Author of "Spots on the Wall"
  7. 16. A man with no arms and no legs in your hot tub
  8. 17. Author of "Under the Bleachers"
Down
  1. 1. Catchphrase of Julia Child
  2. 2. Shorthand for an impossibly overstuffed sack
  3. 3. Victoria's Secret competitor, perhaps?
  4. 5. A man with no arms and no legs shaving
  5. 7. A man with no arms and no legs in your bushes
  6. 8. Stretchy object to keep things together, to a Stavig
  7. 10. Vegetarian condiment, to Honey Boo-Boo
  8. 11. Alter-ego for Tom from Plymouth
  9. 13. Cooking magazine and junk mail recipient Olivia