Happy Shmirfday

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Across
  1. 3. John
  2. 4. Special card of five
  3. 6. You call them phonies, Papa calls them _____
  4. 7. It's juice will quench ya
  5. 9. Rachel's favorite activity on the couch
  6. 10. Secret, Secret, Secret
  7. 13. It's the longest one in Western Asia
  8. 15. Here's another curse for ya: May all your bacon burn"
Down
  1. 1. полоски
  2. 2. Chana's favorite activity on the couch
  3. 5. Recently they've been ending up in your tuna
  4. 7. Blame ____
  5. 8. This man ate your ____
  6. 11. He may steal your spot on the stairs, he may make you sneeze, but hey at least he's cute
  7. 12. It was long ago conquered by Akkadians
  8. 14. This has 13g of protein when boiled