Across
- 5. Mi ocupacion
- 6. He's outside your window and he wants bacon.
- 8. You won your first dollar guessing who the ____ was.
- 10. The literal equivalent of dongs
- 12. He's also a wizard
- 13. We got a drink here the first time I picked you up from the airport.
- 16. The Soong to Woorm Oop for Toonis
- 18. When you're frustrated and need to put something down, you say "You know what, ______."
- 19. Sliding in their backdoor like
- 22. One of your superpowers is knowing ____
- 24. Greatest song ever made
- 26. So good you have to slam it in the parking lot
- 28. Your canine boyfriend
- 29. You hate to socially, but you love to in the kitchen.
- 30. There were three of these in the erotica we wrote
- 31. Your future mobile home
Down
- 1. Jorn Mork's Dork
- 2. You have taught me how to climb and how to _____
- 3. The denotation, out of context
- 4. We may never know who's to do this
- 6. We saw Caleb De Casper at ________
- 7. You're never having these.
- 8. I asked you to be my partner here
- 9. You meet Harry Styles: Step 1. Make Out. Step 2. ____
- 11. Our first kiss was on the corner of 8th and _____.
- 13. The road parallel to a frigid river
- 14. My favorite feature of yours is your _____
- 15. The ____, the proud, the marines
- 17. The Half Blood Prince's Shittiest Spell
- 20. Get drunk, look at the stars, talk about the _____
- 21. Your feline boyfriend
- 23. A group of dudes you're dating
- 25. Our first museum date was looking at _____
- 27. Our first trip