Across
- 2. Haxball creator
- 5. Czech former organiser of the EuroHax tour
- 9. Macedonian who played for both Die Galaktischen and Nerdlucks
- 12. Founder of This Is Sparta!
- 13. Cocky but influential Swedish player most strongly associated with Slackers
- 14. Englishman who played for Seedstich, DEJA and ACDP amongst others
- 15. Come TESCO innit
- 16. Winner of the original Country Championship in 2011
- 17. Founder of ARRIBA!
- 21. Italian renowned for his spamming (well that narrows it down, doesn't it!)
- 23. FM's all-time leading goalscorer before naho overtook him
- 24. Friendly Belgian red-haired postman
- 28. a.k.a. Ronaldoooo (pinga pinga is proof)
- 29. ...mb
- 31. SPHB's all-time leading goalscorer, however has only one Major League Cup
- 32. Controversially banned by Fritz for dissenting against having to replay a Haxball Champions League match against Silas Beavers
Down
- 1. Dutch player who shares his name with the first four letters of a metallic element
- 3. Got mistakenly banned under suspicion of hacking the old Your e-Sports site along with the rest of 5F
- 4. h0bA goalkeeper
- 6. Remember never to push his goalie around!
- 7. Italian renowned for his exploits on the old 1v1 ladders in ESL
- 8. Swedish player who has lived in Ireland
- 10. Australia's most successful player, winning the first four league titles in HBANZ
- 11. Played for Crno Beli Team in Serbia, Route 59 in YeS, now currently for Fulam in FM
- 18. German who played for both Nerdlucks and Route 59
- 19. Namesake of an Arsenal footballer, codified the orignal 3-man-defence rules
- 20. Juked by Falk, swears it was lag
- 22. Ukraine's mister10 once used this alias
- 25. Captain of the team 'Lag, Oddajcie'
- 26. Founder of Pallohonka
- 27. Well known Russian who has played to varying degrees of success in all positions for his national team
- 30. First (and only) UK Player to win the Haxball Champions League