Across
- 4. Mine (and Che's) favorite five timer
- 6. He might call you when he's loaded
- 11. My favorite southern mother fucking democratic republican
- 12. Ils sont partout (but my stomach isn't complaining)
- 13. Glad she's off the board
- 14. 6am beach spotting
- 17. Abode of the disintegrated captain
- 19. Montclair inhabitant and wacky host
- 22. Worst movie ever (at least 1/2 of the house thinks so)
- 23. He's Doomed
Down
- 1. Jake + Amy
- 2. He's running the league!
- 3. Bortles's biggest fan (and Foles)
- 4. What I'd love to see on a belt
- 5. Butterball's counterpart
- 7. They're musicians and spies
- 8. Most valuable venue (think Louvre)
- 9. She's too fucking clean
- 10. Unlucky spin (but not if you're Ryder)
- 12. Most popular name among heroes
- 15. Have you met him?
- 16. Oldest Met and climate activist (MSG)
- 18. Sweet baboon's bday twin
- 20. Best thing about Cornell
- 21. Dylan's mother's father's son's favorite host (and mine)