Help me im stuck on a plane for 20+hrs...

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Across
  1. 3. A spiritual teacher from the Indian subcontinent on whose teachings a famous religion was founded. I am him at birth.
  2. 7. He’s sweet and been found to visit your office at times. Careful, he may strike again!
  3. 11. Title of the song you like when I sing to you
  4. 12. Trombaaaaaaaa!
  5. 13. A (funny) TV show series
  6. 16. A secret that only she knows. But I’m determined to find out.
Down
  1. 1. A store that I will go in with you and spend hours while you shop in there
  2. 2. The only website that can bring one crazy person and one sane person together
  3. 4. Its got good girth and size; A tasty filling and in the past 3 months, you’ve had it least 4 times
  4. 5. The cream says it all.
  5. 6. The only place to drink “blood” and eat “baby dragons”
  6. 8. #___forthewin
  7. 9. Room for one more? Sure, “he’s” so delicious that it can be allowed anytime of the day or night.
  8. 10. A place where we share something in common; we’ve been f**ked by it a few times. More so you than me.
  9. 14. A favourite hotel of mine.
  10. 15. Nikki looks like this animal when she stares into space and plays with her hair