Hey Crossword Puzzle

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Across
  1. 1. You know how the Bible is called the good book? This is the bad book.
  2. 5. Alternative to oink
  3. 8. PuzzBot's Twitter vice
  4. 10. Home of puzzles, riddles, and Coco Cashmere
  5. 12. Legendary rallying cry
  6. 13. Plomp's advice
  7. 14. The world's first butler you can pour out of a bottle!
  8. 16. The subject of RL Stine's upcoming lawsuit
  9. 17. Mail meal?
Down
  1. 2. IT'S ME!
  2. 3. "I gave you a voice, now ..."
  3. 4. Modern-day technicolor dreamcoat
  4. 6. It's a horror manga, read a book!
  5. 7. Bewildering book begetter
  6. 9. The beach, the desert, underwater squirrels, etc.
  7. 11. Where the grim reaper gets off the bus
  8. 15. I have these, Focker, can you milk me?