Across
- 2. Rip the ACL
- 4. Maltese
- 5. Legs bigger than a tree trunk
- 8. Has a Hot Mom
- 9. The wits are dull
- 12. Can watch anime without subtitles
- 13. Funniest and Sexiest Man Alive™️
- 14. Rat Queen
- 19. Lucky Charms
- 20. Haroldo's carrier
- 22. Caamp's favorite Highbank member
- 25. Motorcycle Boy
- 26. Could've played for the NWSL
- 27. Orlando Bound
- 29. Scabigail
Down
- 1. "Hood with a bit of granola"
- 3. Fell out a window as a kid
- 6. Can't understand sarcasm
- 7. Most Likely to be a Soccer Mom
- 10. Chizzle
- 11. Might be illiterate
- 15. Kombucha Enjoyer
- 16. Pottery Master
- 17. Maiden name was cooler
- 18. Doctor Cookie Monster
- 20. Italian
- 21. Large Mouth Fish
- 23. Grey hound
- 24. Matthew
- 28. Bourbon Enjoyer
