Across
- 5. This former Astro plays right field for the Jays now and is also the player I hate the most
- 7. What my nickname for Mike Scioscia "FPS" stands for
- 8. Before we found out the Astros were cheaters, he was America's Tiny Boyfriend
- 9. This guy looks like a mouse was granted a wish, and that wish was to be the catcher for the Yankees
- 11. This former Ms pitcher blew it against the Astros big time in the 2022 playoffs, also is hideous to behold
- 12. Amount of interest I have in hearing about Bryce Harper
Down
- 1. The real Hit King and one of humanity's best people
- 2. Angels slugger with the charisma of a lukewarm bowl of oatmeal
- 3. The heart of baseball cracked in half when this amazing sweet gigantic tiny baby signed with the stupid Dodgers
- 4. NL team who earned my unending hatred for being rude when Victor Robles got hurt
- 6. All of the guys on this team look like date rapists
- 10. Former Ms 3rd baseman who I still love so much and the Dbacks probably don't deserve him