Across
- 2. has met Justin Bieber 5 times
- 3. Hippo’s biggest steak fan
- 5. one of the few bass players in a company of guitar players
- 9. used to enter Streetfighter tournaments
- 10. used to be a vet tech and has taught their cats tricks
- 11. considers physics a hobby
- 13. hosted a podcast about Chicago
- 15. their mom starred in the 1982 horror film Slumber Party Massacre
- 16. has a car fully decked out and ready for the apocalypse
- 20. has a cat named Edith
- 22. Hippo’s newest dog owner
- 23. their graduate thesis made the Google Earth blog
- 24. was almost on Sesame Street as a child
- 27. is an avid swing dancer
- 29. was a guest star on the tv show The Doctors
- 30. receives monetary tips from their family when they make lasagna
- 34. can turn a straw into a kazoo
- 35. is married to Elvis Presley
- 36. used to be a middle school Spanish teacher
- 37. a gifted piano player in addition to being a great coworker
- 38. has a habit of unplugging everything in their room while asleep
- 39. the only Hippo living in the Gem State
- 42. lives driving distance from a Taco Bell on the beach
- 43. has recently seen Barenaked Ladies live
- 45. has been supporting our customers the longest
- 46. majored in creative writing in undergrad
- 49. is an avid record collector
- 50. lives with more cats than people
- 51. lives 10 minutes from Stephen King
Down
- 1. once sold a turtle at a garage sale
- 4. was born on World Tapir Day
- 5. is leaving us to become a Dr
- 6. spent quarantine as a volunteer baker making birthday cakes for seniors
- 7. a fan of mac n cheese ice cream
- 8. rides a motorcycle
- 12. was carried on a beach by Gloria Estefan as a baby
- 14. was captain of their high school bowling team
- 17. their first concert experience was Hanson
- 18. has worked the medical tent at Coachella
- 19. has a cat named Mango
- 20. Hippo’s resident Love Island expert
- 21. Hippo’s first employee from the Lone Star state
- 25. ended up with a boxful of kittens during a bartending shift
- 26. Vicky’s new neighbor
- 28. is raising chickens and growing crops in their spare time
- 31. is a physics groupie
- 32. is a big fan of bucket hats
- 33. has lived in Italy, Australia, and New Zealand
- 40. has worked at Cartoon Network
- 41. is a huge futbol fan
- 44. once held an impromptu Tik Tok dance class at the 2022 retreat
- 47. was a finalist to star in the 1998 film The Parent Trap
- 48. speaks 4 languages