Across
- 5. What Santa empties on Christmas Eve.
- 6. Santa’s late-night excuse for why he’s “checking his list twice.”
- 7. A certain emoji Santa uses after hours.
- 9. What he calls the one who always finishes on top.
- 12. The flirty guest who conveniently stands near every doorway.
- 13. The person who’s working that mistletoe like it’s their main gig.
- 14. A selfie taken by Santa’s helpers—usually shirtless.
Down
- 1. The less-marketable version of Santa’s favorite tune.
- 2. A jolly snowman who somehow never wears pants.
- 3. Where Karen lands after one too many “special” Christmas cocktails
- 4. The song Mrs. Claus plays when Santa’s on his way home.
- 8. The family man whose Christmas lights could blind a town.
- 10. What’s destroyed when you see an elf without pants.
- 11. The reindeer who shows up hammered and ready for action.