Across
- 5. A license to smooch
- 7. The OG Mizrahi give gifts on this day
- 9. When St. Nick trades milk and cookies for jollof and collard greens
- 10. Let Habibi eat!
- 11. Christmas homophone for an ursine pastry
- 12. When Hindus become Jackson Pollock pieces
- 13. It's cool when Santa says it, but don't try this line on a first date.
Down
- 1. Dios mío, es un ----- de Navidad!
- 2. The shikses say Jesus was a nice ---- boy.
- 3. These old school Christians won't be putting up Xmas lights
- 4. Not even one of these visited Dano on Jan 6, his birthday. Nor did they show up to the capitol building. But three of them visited little baby Jesus that day.
- 6. Who do you call when you're short on help?
- 8. Christmas sweaters and the truth can be
- 9. Kringle is my father's name, please call me...