Across
- 1. The father in this movie would have voted for Obama if he was allowed a third term
- 7. Megan Fox's girl dinner of teenage boys
- 8. Be sure to brush up on your horror movie trivia before answering the phone
- 11. Contrary to popular belief, a trip to a Swedish summer solstice festival will not fix your failing relationship
- 12. Every clock in this haunted house stops at 3:07 AM
- 13. This found footage movie includes a wolf mask named Peachfuzz and "Tubby Time"
- 15. Ever wondered what happened to Rosemary's baby? Here he is now!
- 16. Don't get stuck babysitting on this very important holiday
Down
- 2. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
- 3. The real doll is a raggedy ann, but she gets a much creepier makeover in this franchise
- 4. Ghost for hire, all you've gotta do is say his name three times!
- 5. You'll never want to use a motel shower ever again
- 6. When the Good Guy doll is not so good after all
- 9. Prom night goes horribly wrong, NOT CLICKBAIT
- 10. Gave my Uber driver zero stars, he tried to poison me and then played The Gummy Bear Song
- 14. The clown hysteria of 2016 might as well have been free promo