Across
- 7. Hoser
- 8. keenan swallowed
- 9. jerry
- 11. Hoser
- 15. dog
- 17. car at the gate
- 19. vomited
- 20. rick
- 22. creature from the forbidden zone
- 24. trophy
- 26. Ken
- 27. nickname
- 29. royal title
- 30. brewery
- 32. sport
- 34. dave
- 35. country
Down
- 1. donuts
- 2. Hoser's last name
- 3. not real
- 4. Pat
- 5. title
- 6. jail time activity
- 7. beermaker
- 10. steal
- 12. royal title
- 13. celebration
- 14. cigarettes
- 16. nickname
- 18. dying in beer
- 21. hoser call
- 23. where the song was born
- 25. crazy
- 28. favorite drink
- 31. rock
- 33. where Doug will be