How to Evaluate a Beer

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Across
  1. 5. Waft the beer across your nose.
  2. 6. One longer sniff.
  3. 7. Plug your nose and take a sip, continuing to evaluate even after you've swallowed.
  4. 8. Several short sniffs, like a dog sniffing grass.
  5. 9. Seal the beer with your hand and swirl for ten seconds. Then big sniff.
Down
  1. 1. Bring the beer up just until you can smell it; then move it away.
  2. 2. Plug your nose, take a sip, swallow, and breath out through your nose.
  3. 3. Plug your nose and take a sip, moving your tongue gently around your mouth.
  4. 4. Special way the beer is held to turn on the "evaluation" side of your brain.