Across
- 2. airport code of her favorite city
- 3. her favorite cinematic universe
- 4. they come from a chicken
- 7. grandpa's moniker
- 9. aka Dolly Parton
- 11. favorite food on a stick
- 14. a bird friend with beady red eyes
- 18. key ingredient to her margaritas
- 21. a shape often found around her neck
- 23. hers are small, cute, and one sticks out more than the other
- 25. her middle name
- 26. smoking hot and rhymes with banana
- 27. surname of actress who bought childhood home
- 28. Mr. Moo delivered this every week
Down
- 1. straight outta the jar
- 5. first big dog
- 6. tiny & colorful & she has a lot of them
- 8. they live in dirt and on her ankle
- 10. best potato chips evah
- 12. christopher's stovetop speciality
- 13. where her love was discovered
- 15. roly poly baby hippo gargoyle pig creature
- 16. mother frances has the best recipe for this salad
- 17. something she lost in Granny's door never to be seen again
- 19. forget aquaphor in this house we use ___ cream
- 20. native city
- 22. she spent 13 years here thanks be to god
- 24. a sentient, tree-like Flora Colossus from Planet X