Across
- 2. where you would go looking for the Shephard's Tooth in the Middle East (mispronunciation of a trailess MacIntyre)
- 5. poorly timed and located gathering of trails crew etc.
- 7. if the cutest little mountain hamlet disappeared, or the tallest MacIntyre pronounced in quebecois
- 8. *confused* "where do we start the hike for __?" or unnecessarily placing a common definite article in front of ADK's most cherished small hike.
- 11. AllTrails competitor even though there's really no competition
- 12. unfortunate take on Jewish faith of the man responsible for Loj spelling
- 18. oftentimes problematic and unaccepted membership at ADK
- 19. fitting mispronunciation of the tallest MacIntyre by replacing the name of an Indigenous nation with an adjective of admiration
- 22. inflammatory "authority of the resource" Instagram account if heavily devout Catholic women didn't follow LNT
- 23. unmarked nordic ski trail or formally addressing Jeremy based on his vehicle choice
- 24. tree that comes in a Balsam-ic variety
- 25. oddly southern Adirondack town given its name
- 26. Lake Placid addiction treatment center or a mispronunciation of Ms. Scofield's namesake summit
- 29. past governor, eyebrow slay king, daughter name of many an uneducated 46er, and tallest peak namesake
- 30. if one of the trailess High Peaks ranges was in the Mob
- 31. number one social issue in the world according to adkfunpolice
Down
- 1. home of the greatest ski vert in the east mispronounced to be a feature of literally any peak
- 3. nonexistent summit interestingly, though common response to "what are you hiking today?"
- 4. great range peak mispronounced to suggest Batman vigilantism
- 5. misinformed millennial's response to requesting them to store food properly
- 6. HPIC cocomelon stimming needs
- 9. Nash response to something silly and unrelated to him
- 10. wintertime poopin locale - "go" wherever you go!
- 13. controversial hydration tablet for HPIC
- 14. *French Canadian accent* "We are looking to hike around Heart Lake, erm, via __?"
- 15. secret "fifth season" of Adirondacks or title of Noah Kahan's breakout hit if he worked at the HPIC
- 16. friendly bearded face of the HPIC
- 17. popular albeit concerning response to "where are you hiking today?"
- 19. the new official handsome face and fearless leader of ADK
- 20. one man gate between many a hiker and certain catastrophe
- 21. perhaps the most unwanted or at the very least unnecessary hiking challenge
- 27. southern high peaks town or cosmetic tool Nate won't need any time soon
- 28. hiking challenge or gen z description of a very cool tall, narrow structure
