I am out, right in front of you, dummies! :P

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Across
  1. 1. Ibs or celiac? Stay away from me!!!
  2. 3. My origin is the eternal paradox!
  3. 4. Palang, Mator, Kumro, Rashun
  4. 6. Bacio, nocciola, pera
  5. 8. Durian, Cherimoya, Rambutan
  6. 9. Skyr, Greek, Plain
Down
  1. 1. The worst vacation memorabilia!
  2. 2. Provolone, Gorgonzola, Camembert
  3. 5. To flatter, compliment insincerely
  4. 7. You can't do without me- not now not ever!!!