I love my friends

4. Actually the title of this crossword is wrong.
5. Celestial namesake of the greatest purveyor of obscure stouts.
7. The only surefire way to sniff out espionage.
9. The softest brush on your cheek
10. Scoring a goal is inevitably this type of shot
15. Creator of the Winter Olympics, among others
16. The --? Haven't heard from them in 69 years.
17. Jack's dream nemesis
19. Becca is climbing these walls to avoid that meat. At least she could win.
20. That traditional takeaway dish (that we all waited so desperately for)
22. Multiple mammaried mascot
23. Accompaniment to udder output
24. Enveloping one sausage with another
28. The number of people in this chat who have driven me multiplied by our current level in Strixhaven
29. Jack's true nemesis
30. What's for tea, Lara?
31. The ultimate disguse against the tripods
32. An behatted Orc's best friend
34. Forget the Apollo Program, this is the only real way to get to the Moon

1. Craig doesn't like Deogen tabledance roleplay. Actually it's the cosplay he really hates.
2. Jack's first nemesis
3. Somehow contrived to smash into every piece of scenery and yet is still, as our transatlantic friend would say, "on the dancefloor"
6. The nightmare of trying to get the ball into a large raised hole (Landmines optional)
8. Does this one weird trick give you unlimited prizes? The Irish hate it!
11. More accurate than a GPS. Could also be chaste.
12. A former colleague or a mystical symbol?
13. I can't tell the difference between this and Dave
14. Keeper of man's greatest treasures
18. Belgium's 2022 Eurovision Entrant
21. Best bald drug dealer since Heisenberg. He really takes the biscuit.
25. Throwing away a lead of 6 on the 14th hole
26. What gate goes up, inevitably...
27. I don't care what Mrs Chilver says, IT's A LEGITIMATE DRINK.
30. Jack's favourite onomatopoeia
33. What has Rob done this time?