Across
- 4. One who knows where the bodies are buried, figuratively (2 words)
- 6. A transparent structure with a decidedly opaque job title
- 8. Eleven years into the job, still employed
- 10. A Reese's, geometrically speaking
- 11. The intended result of this puzzle
- 12. Sumo wrestler's cryptic workplace
- 13. One who believes attention is a constitutional right
Down
- 1. A grid where every certainty has consequences
- 2. Not yet seasoned
- 3. Where five roles can coexist with considerably more than five opinions (3 words)
- 5. A pun after it has been promoted to fatherhood (2 words)
- 7. A new connection between two branches of an otherwise unrelated tree
- 9. a staple that has somehow become a sumo prerequisite
- 11. Your favorite crossword constructor, presumably