Across
- 3. the patron saint of love, marriage, and the mentally ill
- 5. those who hate what they don't recognize
- 8. to cut away
- 16. the opposite of an attic
- 18. hunter of the weak
- 20. garden of trees
- 21. spinning toy on a stick
- 24. Sorry, this hint was was stolen by someone
- 29. to get conked out after a bonk to the dome
- 30. "We unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right. Gives me ______."
- 31. comically askew
- 32. Major arcana card number twenty
- 34. I can see right through this hint
- 35. epithet of chicago
- 37. the dumbest shade of red there is
- 41. thinking without reaching a conclusion
- 43. the most kissable of all flowers
- 45. the death knot
- 48. both a flower and a color
- 50. fake leather
- 51. the first bird
- 52. 26 Fe 55.845
- 53. antithetical to the acapella
- 55. Some guy named Gideon played a trumpet or something and destroyed the walls of this city
- 60. worthy of mockery
- 61. the plumber's choice of interjection
- 62. to satisfy a thirst
- 65. describes city folk, and is ironically the last name of a famous country singer
- 66. here lies King Arthur
- 67. the flower that asks you to please remember it
- 69. the sun's rays are trying to kill us; block them out by smearing cream on your body
- 72. in dire need of a comb
- 73. heavy emotional damage
- 77. big city
- 78. twins that don't look alike
Down
- 1. I don't know if I should write this hint
- 2. the virtue of self-moderation
- 4. the helix that opens the bottle
- 6. a small breeze
- 7. an adjective specifically for describing fat bottom girls that make the rockin' world go 'round
- 9. the wound is getting worse
- 10. This hint is very fly
- 11. pretty girl
- 12. this hint is absolutely flawless
- 13. diet depression, sounds French
- 14. because I need somebody, not just anybody
- 15. the fruitiest of all birds
- 17. fancy Chinese green
- 19. the most egotistical flower
- 22. Sorry, I'm way too lazy to use a word this big or offer a hint that'd help.
- 23. thick slime of dubious origin
- 25. a beast, an energy drink, and an unruly person
- 26. loud, short wimper
- 27. puff out your chest and act like a man
- 28. "Good _____! That sure was impressive, mister!"
- 33. a football field
- 36. doctor repellant
- 38. duck noise
- 39. the greenest of all sins
- 40. cream cheese and red chocolate
- 42. the back fin of a shark
- 44. the strike from below
- 46. egg-shaped
- 47. yellow
- 49. confirmation done with the head
- 54. a glowing endorsement
- 56. stiff upper lip, nose high to the sky
- 57. just a sip
- 58. Read this hint out loud instead of writing it down
- 59. really, really red
- 63. ugly old lady
- 64. a scientist that likes to pin butterflies
- 68. an immaculate calmness
- 70. a wistful desire
- 71. a superhero with a misleading name
- 74. cute bird of prey
- 75. to regress
- 76. change from the ground up