If you don't finish this in sub-30 seconds, no present for you.

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Across
  1. 2. Every few months you hear about one of these in California.
  2. 3. Component of soil that is not sand or silt.
  3. 4. When Russia and the United States were beefin'.
  4. 5. Reckless's opposite.
Down
  1. 1. I told you I wanted to spend it with you, and that's exactly what I plan on doing!
  2. 3. First, my surprise. Now, yours.