Across
- 5. This is the town where Kate's sister's maternal grandmother's husband's bother-in-law's daughter's mother lives.
- 6. Open a bottle of the bubbly!
- 9. This translates to "fat hill".
- 10. The name of the material that trees are made out of.
- 12. Iconic 1960's sports car ________ Cobra. Usually blue with white stripes.
- 15. If someone doesn’t want to say the curse word, they might say "that _-ing idiot". And this town's name ends in a cured pork product commonly served at Easter.
- 16. This town's name sounds similar to Jake's brother in the movie "The Blues Brothers".
- 17. This town's name rhymes with that Larry likes to eat "extra crispy" (which Mark thinks is burned).
- 19. The curve.
- 21. At the intersection of six squared, and Heinz sauce.
- 23. Kayce Dutton's sister.
- 25. "I brought my boat but I can't find the Lake."
- 26. If your pants don't fit you might go here.
- 27. This town is where Mark & Julie had their rehearsal dinner.
- 29. The second word in Mick Jagger's band's name.
- 31. The type of steakhouse where the servers bring around an assortment of meats on a sword. A country's name. And drop the "in".
- 32. TV show from the late 1990's & 2000's: "Everybody Loves _______"
- 33. If you're swimming in the ocean and you see this pop above the surface of the water, you might want to get out of the water.
Down
- 1. This ingredient has replaced lard in most recipes. Drop the "r".
- 2. This town rhymes with what the Beverly Hillbillies called their pool (first word).
- 3. Home of Thomas Jefferson.
- 4. The D in DMH.
- 7. I'm thirsty, I think I'll have a coca-______.
- 8. If you want to go to a single store to buy drywall, golf balls, milk, drill bits, dog toys, paint, a couch, you'll go to a large store in this town.
- 11. Smaller than a river. And a lengthy one.
- 13. The farm at the east end of this town has 12 grain bins aligned in a semicircle.
- 14. This town had a bank whose name is also Mark's favorite type of store to shop at.
- 17. Some might call this "Toon Town"
- 18. Chefs refer to this as the opposite of sweet, when referring to a type of dish. Drop the "r".
- 20. The third to the last color in the rainbow, and a large pile of dirt.
- 21. city smells like chicken nuggets."
- 22. The nickname of the pilot who landed the plane on the Hudson river in NYC in 2009 when both engines failed.
- 24. What they have at the Louvre in Paris.
- 25. In French, this translates to the place.
- 28. When I first started dating Julie, you told me that the farm is on the first road to the right after you see the sign to this town.
- 30. What you have to clean out of the dryer."
