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  1. 5. This is the town where Kate's sister's maternal grandmother's husband's bother-in-law's daughter's mother lives.
  2. 6. Open a bottle of the bubbly!
  3. 9. This translates to "fat hill".
  4. 10. The name of the material that trees are made out of.
  5. 12. Iconic 1960's sports car ________ Cobra. Usually blue with white stripes.
  6. 15. If someone doesn’t want to say the curse word, they might say "that _-ing idiot". And this town's name ends in a cured pork product commonly served at Easter.
  7. 16. This town's name sounds similar to Jake's brother in the movie "The Blues Brothers".
  8. 17. This town's name rhymes with that Larry likes to eat "extra crispy" (which Mark thinks is burned).
  9. 19. The curve.
  10. 21. At the intersection of six squared, and Heinz sauce.
  11. 23. Kayce Dutton's sister.
  12. 25. "I brought my boat but I can't find the Lake."
  13. 26. If your pants don't fit you might go here.
  14. 27. This town is where Mark & Julie had their rehearsal dinner.
  15. 29. The second word in Mick Jagger's band's name.
  16. 31. The type of steakhouse where the servers bring around an assortment of meats on a sword. A country's name. And drop the "in".
  17. 32. TV show from the late 1990's & 2000's: "Everybody Loves _______"
  18. 33. If you're swimming in the ocean and you see this pop above the surface of the water, you might want to get out of the water.
Down
  1. 1. This ingredient has replaced lard in most recipes. Drop the "r".
  2. 2. This town rhymes with what the Beverly Hillbillies called their pool (first word).
  3. 3. Home of Thomas Jefferson.
  4. 4. The D in DMH.
  5. 7. I'm thirsty, I think I'll have a coca-______.
  6. 8. If you want to go to a single store to buy drywall, golf balls, milk, drill bits, dog toys, paint, a couch, you'll go to a large store in this town.
  7. 11. Smaller than a river. And a lengthy one.
  8. 13. The farm at the east end of this town has 12 grain bins aligned in a semicircle.
  9. 14. This town had a bank whose name is also Mark's favorite type of store to shop at.
  10. 17. Some might call this "Toon Town"
  11. 18. Chefs refer to this as the opposite of sweet, when referring to a type of dish. Drop the "r".
  12. 20. The third to the last color in the rainbow, and a large pile of dirt.
  13. 21. city smells like chicken nuggets."
  14. 22. The nickname of the pilot who landed the plane on the Hudson river in NYC in 2009 when both engines failed.
  15. 24. What they have at the Louvre in Paris.
  16. 25. In French, this translates to the place.
  17. 28. When I first started dating Julie, you told me that the farm is on the first road to the right after you see the sign to this town.
  18. 30. What you have to clean out of the dryer."