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1. Our favorite state
4. Will he ever read it? Can he ever read it? Or will he sink into the endless void of hipsters and wanna-be whizzes who keep it for prideful display? Time will tell.
7. Devon’s second favorite thing to hear Mike say
10. Where one can find Mike’s fondest memories
12. The victim of our SNEAKY tom-foolery
13. Devon’s favorite past-time with friends (and Mike)
15. A tree of a man
18. Devon’s favorite thing to hear Mike say
19. Iowa’s new resident commie- a result of an inaccurate prediction
21. Something Mike does not own but pretends he does
22. Mike’s second favorite talking (and arguing) category
23. Our old apartment number… have you forgotten it yet?
25. Devon’s sole personal property in the car
29. Devon’s primary 2021 woe
30. Where Mike saves not just the gays, but the whole world
32. Our landlord’s odd affliction
33. Work bestie supreme
34. A demon cat
36. Where Mike never wants to be lonely…
38. Unfortunately NOT our state (though Mike would like it to be)
40. Devon and Mike… sittin’ in a tree… _ _ _ _ _ _ _
43. The gritty, granular bane of Mike’s existence
46. Our romantic origins
47. The world’s cutest boy
48. Devon’s favorite holiday
54. Our lunchtime past-time
56. Fast casual, or fast committed relationship with Mike Hall?
57. One of our favorite things to do together (prior to October 2021)
59. The subject of Mike’s first presidential biography
60. It probably broke because it knew we were coming…
62. Scientific name of our hanging plant
65. The abstract adroit behind Mike’s favorite piece
66. Our most recent addition to the family
70. According to Mike, $180 is the appropriate amount to spend on this item
72. Mike, you need to be nice to your _____.
73. Our first D.C. museum excursion
77. The first place we moved together
78. A very glamorous state (or so Devon tends to say in her work meetings)
79. Mantra for Mike’s ball-throwers
80. Mike’s favorite holiday
81. Devon’s favorite past-time with Mike

Down

1. Mike’s little fetish (emphasis on little)
2. Our first spicy friend
3. Bloody, gory, dramatic and no longer watched by us
5. Mike’s office
6. Mike likes to talk like a _____
8. You tell me every day
9. The target of a crosscountry move with a full car, 2 screaming cats, and a plant
11. Mike hasn’t read it- but funnily enough, 11% of the population has
14. Where Devon became an expert in automobile insurance
16. Mike’s favorite past-time
17. A LARGE Christmas mishap
20. Another one bites the dust at the ACLU…
24. Devon’s favorite pal amongst Mike’s current coworkers
26. Devon’s office
27. A meaningless chore that we now perform on occasion
28. Mike’s favorite talking (and arguing) category
31. It’s coming for us. Around every street corner, every shopping mall, every grocery store. Imminent death awaits.
35. Devon loves it when he shows her ___ to his coworkers
37. Can we please go to his wedding?
38. A demon dog
39. Our second new friend in DC
41. Mike spends hours looking at this…but it’s ok, because it’s not tiktok
42. A heart-wrenching tale of poverty and trailer parks
44. Mike’s master trivia category
45. The first street we lived on together
49. The number of rooms in our apartment
50. An innocent detour that cost us 3 hours
51. Cause of the elephant man debacle
52. Our stinky visitor
53. Where Mike suffered the brunt of his gastrointestinal trauma
55. Mike’s primary 2021 woe
58. What Devon says when she has a BAD attitude
61. How many months we’ve known each other (and lived together)
63. Where Devon saves the gays
64. Mike is _____ because he’s a Cornell man
67. We thought we’d crack it… we were high spirited… believed in our own ingenuity… oiled and greased our brains in preparation... alas…
68. He’s very concerned with his own mortality
69. The sounds Mike makes to get his mother’s attention
71. Writer of what Mike has dubbed, “the most realistic fiction”
74. Our first new friend in DC
75. A flatulent dispensary for your sandwich delight
76. Yummy yummy in Mike’s tummy… it’s all he wants for breakfast! And lunch!