Across
- 4. An absolutely hot villian who'll seduce the hero
- 5. An absolutely hot villian but instead of seduction it's just mass murder
- 6. Fluffy dad bod Starbucks worker
- 8. Just a real cool hot goofy husband (TRAUMA SCREAMS IN BACKGROUND)
Down
- 1. Screaming baby who collects monster cans + "I HATE YOU DAD"
- 2. Sanrio character based on having one singular braincell and daddy issues
- 3. Billionare hunter extraordinaire and she'll shoot you if you touch one of those kids
- 7. Can be found eating baked beans mixed with doritos and drinking mountain dew at the counter at 3 am