Across
- 1. A ____ thing for my ______ room
- 3. He's a stand-up type of guy.
- 4. Where Mike saves the world
- 6. Where Devon chats with presidents
- 9. We spend way too much money there
- 11. So uhhh, Devon- did you want ____ _____ or 2%? (2 words)
- 13. Noun- The prime location for finding the love of your life.
- 14. Will he ever finish it?
- 17. Mike likes the idea of being a ___ man
- 18. Squashed specs
- 22. A giver of life
- 23. Mike is ____!
- 24. Soon to be Washingtonian bestie
- 26. He's pregnant! (wait... he, or she?)
- 28. A fave author of Mike's... sort of. Sometimes.
- 29. Depicted in our finest fine art
- 30. Razzy is a _______ (hint: it has to do with the bathroom)
- 32. He does *not* like to be called bald
- 33. Our very own paragon of the pro-life party
- 34. He's probably a little intern on ____
- 35. It's been more than a year since we've lived there... feels longer
- 37. Devon's favorite store
- 38. He's aggressive. Unapologetic. Will tell you like it is and tell you about how he tells it like it is.
Down
- 1. Mike fooled Devon into thinking this was his favorite writer. For two years.
- 2. Mike's real Baltimorean pal
- 5. Mike is *supposedly* studying for this
- 7. Our fave restaurant in DC so far
- 8. Mike's favorite flavor of tea
- 10. Ridden by sidewalk savages)
- 12. Mike's new fave program
- 15. One of Mike's new favorite activities. Incidentally, a camel has both if they're nouns. (2 words)
- 16. Will we ever get one? Only the wind knows
- 19. Mike will be there in a year. Well, if he does what he's supposed to do anyway.
- 20. Our lunch-time past-time
- 21. Scavenger Hunt time! Author of a book bound with the American flag.
- 22. Our not quite Baltimorean pal
- 25. Mike's parents paid us a visit around ____ time
- 27. "They met when they were ______."
- 31. Mike's work nemesis
- 36. A $250...investment?
- 37. You lived in _____ but you can't speak [redacted]?