Dungeon Crawler Carl Quotes

5. You cannot save them all.
7. I shouldn't have to think about killing outworlders? Why shouldn't I? Have they stopped thinking about trying to kill me?
8. Them critters already know I'm here. They just don't know what to do about it.
10. YOU RUINER! THERE WILL BE NO MORE WARM HUGS FROM ME.
11. But I'm always back. Every time. But not anymore. They won't use me like this ever again.
13. Now get out there and kill, kill, kill.
15. It would be nice to F**K someone and not have to eat them afterwards.
17. How can we make it to heaven if God doesn't recognize us?

1. And there is nothing I love more in this universe than money.
2. I'm a handsome boy.
3. This show is a waste of time. Every moment spent not gaining experience is a waste of time.
4. You do not deserve how sad I feel.
6. We'll take care of her. Orphans will always have a home in hump town.
9. Goddammit, Donut!
12. Where's Benjamin?
14. People have bones for a reason.
16. Jamal will only flame on purpose from now on. Rest assured, Mr. Carl. Any previous flamings were purely accidental.