Across
- 4. So neutral, even their cheese has holes.
- 7. Where lions, zebras, and tourists share the same selfie background.
- 8. Everything wants to kill you, but the accents are friendly.
- 9. Smells of baguettes, perfume, and mild superiority.
- 13. Daily routine: nap, snack, repeat.
- 14. Invented drama — both on stage and in politics.
- 15. Apologizes while beating you at ice hockey.
- 16. So expensive even the trolls can’t afford rent.
- 17. Where “spicy” means “you’ve made a terrible mistake.”
- 19. K-pop, kimchi, and Wi-Fi faster than your thoughts.
Down
- 1. Soccer, samba, and suspiciously perfect beaches.
- 2. Has more festivals than there are days in a year.
- 3. The only place you can see a wall from space… allegedly.
- 5. The only country that actively encourages volcano tourism.
- 6. Where toilets are smarter than most people’s phones.
- 10. Home of giant stone triangles built before IKEA instructions existed.
- 11. The land where tacos are a lifestyle, not a meal.
- 12. Where sheep outnumber humans and everyone’s secretly a Hobbit.
- 17. Where people eat turkey, but not that kind.
- 18. Looks like a boot and feeds you until you can’t move.