IT Jokes

2. Where do computers go to dance?
5. Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get ___.
7. What do you call 8 hobbits?
9. What shoes do computers love the most?
10. what do hackers do on a boat?
11. the best thing about a boolean is that even if you are wrong, you are only off by a ___.
12. Where does the USA keep its backups?
16. What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
17. It's funny because it's true
18. a bug that happens to do something useful is now a ____.
20. what's the object oriented way to become wealthy?
22. I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k... It was a trip down ____ ____.

1. Why do programmers never run the AC?
3. How does a computer celebrate its 21st birthday?
4. Only web developer that doesn't mind finding bugs
6. why is everyone who works at the keyboard factory so rich? They put in a lot of ____.
8. I joined a support group for former computer hackers called ___ anonymous
13. Who do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts ___.
14. 8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartender asks: "What will it be?" One of them says, "Make us a ____."
15. A wife sends her programmer husband to the store. She says, "Buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." Since the store had eggs, the husband bought a dozen ____.
19. There are ___ types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
21. What is a computer's favorite sheep?