Across
- 4. Future father-in-law with the patience of a saint
- 6. Jack and Beth’s most consistent sweaty hobby, do it several times most weeks.
- 7. Declared Jack her all-time O-giver
- 9. Jack’s smooch partner, before Beth
- 12. Jack’s favourite feature of ex, definitely not her personality
- 15. City Jack called home before double digits
- 16. What comes before Beth?
- 18. Jack’s favourite sibling (don’t tell the others)
- 19. Hypothetical girlfriend Jack once proposed to (in his head and then kind of out loud)
- 20. Jack’s odd talent: flexible enough to suck on what?
- 21. Asked Beth out 21 years before Jack got round to it
- 23. Who did Jack repeatedly (and wrongly) call “ugly as sin”?
Down
- 1. Baseball team Jack supports, for reasons unknown
- 2. Where did a tick attach itself on the day of the engagement?
- 3. Place Jack studied but mostly drank in
- 5. What did Jack do at university, besides drink?
- 8. Infamous scarlet garment Jack wears far too often
- 10. Country fit for a proposal
- 11. Dream job for 12-year-old Jack (and many toddlers)
- 13. Jack's date for prom, long before they swapped rings
- 14. What party coincided with Jack’s romantic implosion?
- 17. Number of secret tattoos Jack’s hiding under that fleece
- 22. Sexual Hitlery items that Jack doesn't usually admit to collecting