Across
- 2. The Ultimate Party Thrower
- 4. Name of the Rich Guy's House
- 6. Marty Rapaport's Nickname for Rick
- 8. Appleford The Neighborhood Snitch
- 9. The Rich Guy's Car
- 11. The Warrior Princess
- 14. What Harlot Needed
- 15. The Thing In the Swimming Pool
- 17. Rich Guy's "Brother" Goes Here
- 20. A Harlot
- 21. Jen's Nickname for Rick
- 22. Woman Who Made Jen's Dress
- 24. Fitzgerald The Writer of Gatsby and Highschool
- 26. The Remora
Down
- 1. The Remora's Stolen Possession
- 2. Catalog Where the Rich Guy Buys His Clothes
- 3. Neighborhood Pizza Place
- 5. Where the Rich Guy Took Rick
- 6. What Nelson Got Hit With
- 7. The Ole Snot and Mustard
- 8. Rich Guy's Old High School
- 10. Where the Rick, Jen saga ended
- 12. Everyone's Best Friend
- 13. The Warrior Princess's Coffee in Starbucks
- 16. The Rich Guy's Alter Ego
- 18. The Quarterback's Fling
- 19. The Boa Constrictor
- 23. A Big,Angry Teenager
- 25. Mister Big Shot
- 27. Pretzles The Remora's Favorite Snack