James Bond

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Across
  1. 3. How predictably moronic. But then isn’t that what M stands for… ’moron’?
  2. 5. Your interior decorating tips have always been appreciated, 007.
  3. 6. It tells the time. Might help with your punctuality issues.
  4. 7. Not a good feeling being watched, is it?
  5. 8. Skewered. One symphatises.
  6. 9. Just look at you, barely held together by your pills and your drink.
Down
  1. 1. It’s called life, James. You should try it sometime.
  2. 2. I’m afraid I’m a complicated woman.
  3. 4. Shit.
  4. 5. Two Jameses. Lucky me.
  5. 8. You’re a kite dancing in a hurricane, Mr. Bond.