Across
- 2. 500 on a chemical scale for self-inflicted misery (3)
- 3. Kilo scratch high condiment (7)
- 9. Five on mimic for guilty pleasure (4)
- 10. This chef takes one ring with spirit on a gram (6)
- 12. Noteless trowel takes up nasty scaremongering for contact sport (5-5,9)
- 14. House hide (say) by good health (7)
- 15. The here and now, this is a cheap one (7)
- 17. Farm worker for tyrannical leader (5)
- 18. Tiberius was a not-so-famous classic phrase (7,5)
- 20. Work for a party (6)
Down
- 1. Just up from the eighth house on the street there's a cracking show (6,6,4)
- 4. Question pig for our first meeting (6)
- 5. Nosh for an inappropriate school crush (6)
- 6. Tutu trades halves of disk-jockey for happy place (7)
- 7. See broken ride for tipple (5)
- 8. "Pertaining to the Pope" you say? "A fine financial asset" we hear (6)
- 11. Legend of short woman with a cat noise say? (6)
- 13. Family of Bills (8)
- 16. Example note found on the faces of fools (3)
- 19. Fighting duals for your old club (5)