Across
- 3. young teenager, he enters the play having been hidden in the sofa asleep after about 15 minutes; he plans to emigrate to Australia the next day, despite having little money to take with him.
- 4. Johnny's ex-girlfriend and mother to his child, though she disapproves of his lifestyle; having spent some time with him she relapses and kisses him, but there is no reconciliation.
- 6. council official
- 9. opinionated eccentric ex-daredevil and teller of fantastically improbable stories, he has a young son whom he rarely sees, and lives in a caravan in the local woods. He holds parties where he gets drunk and supplies drugs, some of them to under-age kids.
- 11. Johnny's six-year-old son.
- 12. council official
- 14. local thug, the same age as Ginger; his stepdaughter, whom (it is strongly implied) he sexually abuses, goes missing in the play; he badly beats Johnny up at the end of the play.
Down
- 1. Troy's stepdaughter, she is seen at the beginning of both Act One and Two singing the hymn "Jerusalem" dressed in fairy wings, and her disappearance is referred to; only at the end of Act Two it is revealed that she is hiding in Johnny's caravan.
- 2. vague and whimsical, the elderly professor spouts philosophical nothings and unwittingly takes LSD.
- 5. the local pub landlord, he is involved in the festivities for St George's Day and has been roped into doing the Morris Dancing.
- 7. underdog of the group, he is older than the others who hang around with Johnny, never having grown out of the lifestyle. He aspires to be a DJ, but is an unemployed plasterer.
- 8. young teenage abattoir worker who is best friends with Lee, and visits Rooster regularly for free drugs and alcohol. He can't stand the idea of leaving Wiltshire
- 10. one of the local girls who emerge from underneath Johnny's caravan, having fallen asleep drunk there.
- 13. one of the local girls who emerge from underneath Johnny's caravan, having fallen asleep drunk there.