Jessa and Andras's Sip and Solve

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Across
  1. 2. An affectionate nickname for Andras, or, the late prideful father figure infamous for traumatizing children for generations to come.
  2. 4. Monosyllabic command verb used by Jessa to present her pocketed cocktail garnish to Andras, or, an olfactory verb.
  3. 7. This restaurant, infamous for its over-estimation of both size and quality, is the location in which Jessa gained her nickname "Scoop".
  4. 10. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... I'll _____ it with a hammer!
  5. 12. The one topping you can eggspect on every calzone and pizza the couple orders.
  6. 14. Horned ungulate that accompanied the sunset proposal
  7. 15. An affectionate nickname for Jessa, or, a concoction of pepper jack cheese, evaporated milk, tomatoes, chiles, and an assortment of seasonings.
  8. 16. This briny nickname is used to beckon Andras, or, a preserved fruit.
  9. 17. An affectionate nickname for Jessa, or, a derogatory term for a woman that behaves in a provocative manner sans H.
  10. 18. A widely cultivated species of the genus Allium, or, the clincher of the trio "Peach, Kiwi, and _____"
  11. 19. This mold-derived treatment could cure Jessa should she fall ill to staph infection again, but could trigger anaphylaxis in Andras.
Down
  1. 1. A historic English county from which Pheobe and Max descended.
  2. 3. Exclamation following the couple's first kiss "That was _______!"
  3. 5. "_______ Stick Car" of Andras's favorite Christmas comedy, or, Jim Henson's 80's rock.
  4. 6. The algal phobia that distresses Andras when he takes Jessa to the coast.
  5. 8. Bus The marsupial-themed mode of transportation at the San Diego Zoo serving inspiration for the couple's hit single "________ ___"
  6. 9. "Can anyone have _____?" asked Crystal. "Please! _____!" belted Nick.
  7. 11. Diamond position that the bride and groom have in common.
  8. 13. Ginos This pizzeria is a staple among New England Patriots fans, including Tedy Bruschi. It is also the site of the couple's first date.