Across
- 2. An affectionate nickname for Andras, or, the late prideful father figure infamous for traumatizing children for generations to come.
- 4. Monosyllabic command verb used by Jessa to present her pocketed cocktail garnish to Andras, or, an olfactory verb.
- 7. This restaurant, infamous for its over-estimation of both size and quality, is the location in which Jessa gained her nickname "Scoop".
- 10. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... I'll _____ it with a hammer!
- 12. The one topping you can eggspect on every calzone and pizza the couple orders.
- 14. Horned ungulate that accompanied the sunset proposal
- 15. An affectionate nickname for Jessa, or, a concoction of pepper jack cheese, evaporated milk, tomatoes, chiles, and an assortment of seasonings.
- 16. This briny nickname is used to beckon Andras, or, a preserved fruit.
- 17. An affectionate nickname for Jessa, or, a derogatory term for a woman that behaves in a provocative manner sans H.
- 18. A widely cultivated species of the genus Allium, or, the clincher of the trio "Peach, Kiwi, and _____"
- 19. This mold-derived treatment could cure Jessa should she fall ill to staph infection again, but could trigger anaphylaxis in Andras.
Down
- 1. A historic English county from which Pheobe and Max descended.
- 3. Exclamation following the couple's first kiss "That was _______!"
- 5. "_______ Stick Car" of Andras's favorite Christmas comedy, or, Jim Henson's 80's rock.
- 6. The algal phobia that distresses Andras when he takes Jessa to the coast.
- 8. Bus The marsupial-themed mode of transportation at the San Diego Zoo serving inspiration for the couple's hit single "________ ___"
- 9. "Can anyone have _____?" asked Crystal. "Please! _____!" belted Nick.
- 11. Diamond position that the bride and groom have in common.
- 13. Ginos This pizzeria is a staple among New England Patriots fans, including Tedy Bruschi. It is also the site of the couple's first date.
