Across
- 5. First wife of Jacob, mother of six of the twelve tribes of Israel, and a key matriarch in the Bible
- 7. Yet to be released vodka; flamingo pink-crazed sibling
- 10. A sound perceived as pleasingly harmonious
- 14. 1980 movie co-starring Carrie Fischer Blues_______
- 16. A favored spot for happy hour; also a quality establishment of which to have oneself kicked out
- 20. Eldest sibling, "Rambo" phone message counterpart
- 22. Genre in literature and movies of particular liking to Joel
- 23. Frodo's "uncle"
- 24. A food made from the pressed curds of milk
- 28. Alpha and Omega, Creator and Lover of Life
- 29. Fermented juice of grapes; next to the refrigerator
- 30. Thick-rimmed glasses music legend from Texas; death considered "Day the Music Died"
- 33. A concentrated imaginative awareness of experience in language chosen and arranged to create a specific emotional response through meaning, sound, and rhythm
- 34. Form of public entertainment in which the art of designing sequence of movements is combined with breath expended to vibrate vocal chords at a manner and rate distinguished from speech, further combined with theatrical plot
- 35. Birthplace of Ron Burgandy
- 36. Only publicly owned, non-profit professional sports team in the United States
- 37. Influential disc jockey, announcer, sports expert, swag merchandiser sibling
- 38. Saintly spouse, musical parter, roller-skating flautist
- 39. Education professional often associated with encouraging pupils by calling them young offspring, friends or males whilst said pupils are engaged in vigorous exertion
- 43. A person born in or coming from a country other than one's own; also "Dirty White Boy"
- 45. The boy that lived
- 46. New name for Steve
- 49. Thick-rimmed glasses music legend from Texas; member of Traveling Wilburys
- 50. Most popular name for US baby girls born 2018-2025
- 51. Traditional founder of the Jewish priesthood
- 52. Visited the American Girl store with Agnes
- 53. His character said this quote: "The answer is simple. It’s nighttime. I’ll just break into that kid’s house and kill him. I’ll say one thing about whiskey: it’s allowing me to make smart, rational decisions."
- 55. Second most common first name of US presidents
- 56. Assumed preferred love language expression
- 57. French opera composed by Bizet; beloved cousin
- 58. Variety of baked double crusted pastry; culinary specialty of Joel
Down
- 1. Divine doctrine articulated by St. Faustina
- 2. A fast, active dance from Eastern Europe
- 3. The study of past events, particularly in human affairs
- 4. Family dramatist; Princess Leia obsessive sibling
- 6. "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish" author
- 8. Schroeder's eternal inspiration
- 9. "If peeing your pants is cool, call me..." artist last name
- 11. Joel's ancient roots
- 12. band featuring former student's dad
- 13. Risky action or game of chance in the hope of a desired result
- 15. Homeland of William Wallace and Robert Burns
- 17. German Baroque composer, synonymous with genius and mastery of counterpoint, harmony, and instrumental composition
- 18. Terror of Demons
- 19. Focus of the Fourth Commandment
- 21. First name, "I was born a poor black child."
- 23. Said, “You’re young, you’re so young”
- 25. Hot drink made from the roasted and ground seeds of a tropical shrub
- 26. First unified in 1871 and again in 1990
- 27. Food prepared from ground roasted cacao beans
- 31. Homonym for fine threadlike strands growing from skin in excess or abundance; also had ancient Celtic roots
- 32. Classical composer's second name means "love of God"
- 39. The laying out and care of a plot of ground devoted partially or wholly to the growing of plants
- 40. Influential rock and blues guitarist, member of bands "Cream" and "Derek and the Dominos"
- 41. Tolkien masterpiece abbreviation
- 42. "Would you say I have a plethora or pinatas?" movie 3___
- 44. Favorite meal to make for a crowd
- 47. Canadian hard rock band formed in 1975
- 48. A crown of these leaves symbolized victory, honor, and achievement in ancient Greece and Rome
- 54. Captain born on March 22, 2233