Across
- 2. lover of tuna fish sandwiches
- 3. our first car
- 6. the missing tee shirt to complete your anime tee collection
- 8. an apt freshman year impression, since banned
- 9. Name That Lyric: tommy's big break
- 12. the size coffee you like when in france
- 14. Name That Lyric: kicks in the upstairs hallway
- 17. first: bear, later: brother-in-law
Down
- 1. line sam karson can't stand to hear early
- 2. tragic death by tile
- 4. what not to bounce on flagstones, according to dad
- 5. the danger of turtlenecks, past
- 7. Name That Lyric: abandoned at after prom
- 10. the danger of turtlenecks, present
- 11. the character i used in the infamous night of "Anna Finally Wins: Joe & Tommy Get Beat At Super Smash Bros"
- 13. you convinced gene catena you were made of this
- 15. the perfect cure for getting accidentally punched in the face
- 16. the diagnosis you are known to give when someone leave on their high beams
