Across
- 3. Retired goalkeeper and Everton ambassador Tim ______
- 4. Eagles' center
- 7. Extremely annoying teen boy catchphrase
- 9. Captain of 9-across
- 12. Stede ______, protagonist of 'Our Flag Means Death'
- 13. Where J once fell off a horse
- 14. Grandma Ruth's donkey's name, arbitrarily
- 15. Sugary drink that used to be 99 cents
- 16. Spider-man's alter ego
- 17. Hospital nurses thought J was this ethnicity when he was born
- 18. Soccer in Costa Rica
- 21. Premier league soccer team in Harry Styles' hometown
Down
- 1. Wildest _____, track #9 on Taylor Swift's album 1989
- 2. General position that J plays in soccer
- 3. What they call J in the streets of Park Slope
- 5. Fruity nickname
- 6. What Baby J never lacked
- 8. Famous rapper mocked for his ad-libs
- 10. Crowley's awful boss
- 11. The Bears' home city
- 14. F1 driver famously docked points for singing Sade's "Smooth Operator"
- 19. Country that hosted the first F1 race of the 2024 season
- 20. Elementary school friend who moved back to France